Jack slapping


the act of defecating on a soft platter of sorts, such as a napkin or some paper towels, and holding the contraption while it lies open in the initiators hand. the user then proceeds to slap the victim in the face with the feces in his/her hand.
a: dude i totally “jack-slapped” steve in the face earlier!
b: oh snap thats nasty!!!

c: charlie, “jack slapping” ms.springs while pulling stick is unacceptable, especially during an exam.
d: sorry mom, i promise not to snap again.

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