jack sparrowed


a way of referring to a movie that has been illegally pirated off of the internet.
a: “no, man, i think we’re just going to sit home tonight and watch alice in wonderland.”

b: “isn’t alice in wonderland still in theaters?”

a: “yeah, it is. i jack sparrowed it.”
when a carleton college female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle sn-tch upon a st. olaf male, engulfing him alive. this is in reference to captain jack sparrow in the movie pirates of the caribbean: dead man’s chest, where the kraken (the carleton c-nt) fully consumes him (the st. olaf male).
st. olaf male 1: dude, did you hear about steve?
st. olaf male 2: yeah, i heard he went down to carleton the other day.
st. olaf male 1: he got jack sparrowed dude! we haven’t seen or heard from him since.
st. olaf male 2: my g-d…

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