jack the slurp


when a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.
i really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so i had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.

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