jack worthy


1) a woman that is so fine that she deserves to be thought about when jacking off

2) something that gives you the urge to drink a shot of jack daniels.
1) jill’s so fine and curvey. that girl is jack worthy!!

2) i just got a promotion. i think i’m going down to the bar because this is a moment that’s jack worthy.
a female (usually young and skinny with well proportioned br–sts) whose picture or image you would want to jack off to.
mallory wood gives me wood-she is so jackworthy.

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