Jackass Button
an imaginary b-tton that causes someone to become a complete jack-ss.
coined by bill engvall in “blue collar comedy tour: one for the road” when he was describing an incident during one of his flights.
bill: lady, i didn’t get up this morning wanting to be a jack-ss…but you just pushed my jack-ss b-tton.
1 more definition
a certain action that sets someone into a p-ssed off state. everyone’s b-tton is different, it really depends on ones annoyances. commonly performed by b-tch -ss n-gg-s.
vic: don’t you hate when someone sends you a text from somebody else’s phone?
joey: yeah, that sh-t pushes my jack -ss b-tton.
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