a degree in jack-ssery required to become a lawyer.
on your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your jack-ssery degree (j.d.).
a joint, or spliff. dude 1: man i’m on cloud 9 right now dude 2: well, if you want to tute the tute, you gotta zute the zute 1) another name for a marijuana joint. when its conntents are purely cannabis (without any tobacco to pad it out) do ya want a zute? other variations […]
a foreign douchebag that is both easy to hate and lovable at the same time. that guy is such a forat, i want murder him but i would still cry at his funeral.
a fairgirl is the kind of girl who is sweetly hypocritical. she says one thing, but is really doing the other, in the most adorable way possible. a fairgirl is selfish, and blind to her hypocrisy, especially in relationships. girl: “i hate it when guys are just looking at my b–bs when they’re talking to […]
the act of eating then immediately napping. i was going to call you after i ate but ended up napgesting instead.
- nose tampon
when your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon. guy 1: omg i’m so tired of going to the bathroom to blow my nose. guy 2: make a nose tampon. […]