Jackcident
a jackcident is when a male human is masturbating over erotic material, but accidentally c-ms at the moment that the camera is looking at the male p-rn actors face or there is no one but the male p-rn actors in shot.
1. jim was enjoying a good bishop bash, until he jackcidented all over the place
2. bob: i had such a jackcident last night!
james: you’re a h-m-s-xual! don’t you deny it!
bob: seriously dude, it was a jackcident!
when a celebrity overdoses either by his/her own hand or perhaps is murdered by a supervising physician or mary kate olsen
heath ledger was such a sad jackcident.
an accident caused by one or more people jacking off at the sight of a nude person of their preferred gender walking down the street.
person 1: how’d you total your car?
person 2: there was this naked chick walking down the street. she was so hot, i just had to go for it
person 1: did you at least have a happy ending?
person 2: yeah, just before the jackcident.
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