jacked down
when a liquid, height or any sort of amount is dramatically reduced. typically used in an xtreme, or p-ssionate manner of speech. in such a manner one might say “jacked up” but since the instance is referring to a lessening of amount “jacked down” is used (ant. jacked up.)(syn.lowered)
dave: “dude. m2 dew xtreme is some b2w (b-lls to the wall) sh-t. i slammed a 2 liter this morning nude surfsailing satan’s chasm, but now this afternoon my blood sugar is jacked up.”
shane: “so your blood sugar is high then? it should be low.”
dave: “ya, dude. i meant ‘jacked down’ (dave winks at urban dictionary and reapplies zinc oxide to nose)”.
shane: “noob.”
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did you see the governator speak at graduation? he looked so jacked down in person.
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