jacked out
the act of ejaculating, so many times during a period of time such that you do not feel the desire to -j-c-l-t- anymore.
mary: hey, john, i’m back for reading week, let’s have s-x
john: naw, sorry babe, i’ve been using my right hand for the past hour, and i’m all jacked out.
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