jackhammering
when a man is having s-x really fast like when jacking off hence jackhammer.
he was going so fast, he just kept jackhammering me. it is not fun having s-x with him
s-x position that is as follows…
the girl is lying off the bed with her shoulders/neck on the ground and torso against the bed, she is required to hold her legs back as far and wide as possible so we can begin. you start by bending ur b-n-r down so that you are able to stand with your legs wide and thrust in a downward motion into her p-ssy (like a jackhammer). you then increase speed and many will at this point adopt the superman stance. meaning you place a chair 1 to 2 feet beyond her head on the ground and grab the sides so you are parallel to the floor and are able to use your hip thrusters to pound away at the p-ssy. this develops great lats and abs, while also feeling great on ur downstairs. the jack hammer
“after amanda thought she was creative with the reverse cowgirl, i decided to throw her off the bed and let the jackhammering begin on her p-ssy, i have never seen so many o faces at one time”
i jackhammered the sh-t out of that dime piece from nebraska
f-cking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts
lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!
a phrase mentioned in rocko’s modern life, an innuendo to s-x.
“wow, you are good at jackhammering!”
“maybe i could teach you how to jackhammer.”
“all right i’ll just hop on.”
when having -n-l s-x with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect p-n-s to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.
man, i gotta find a new girl. everytime i go to f-ck her in the -ss, i spend half the night jack hammering!
when you’re fisting a girl in the v-g-n- and -n-s at the same time. (i.e. like you’re using a jackhammer)
jb: dude, where we’re you last night?
dani: jackhammering yer mam lol
dani: i got in there right up to the elbows
when you do someones mom wet style with some mayo and a crowbar and you put the juice in their ear
dude i put my jackhammering juice in your moms ear it was f-cking awsome
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