jackie wasted
getting extremely f-cked up to the point of oblivion. everything that you say or do is funny and you can/will talk anyone into anything. anything is possible & you’re a champ. repeat the next night….or day if you cant wait.
last night i went out and got jackie wasted and tried to fight a midget.
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