jackin’ lumber
to jack someones lumber or to be jackin’ lumber lumber is basically to give someone a hand job.
guy:”wanna come over tonight and jack my lumber?”
girl:”eww, thats disgusting i’m never even going to touch you perv!”
guy:”oh come on, its not like you’ve never been jackin’ lumber before”
girl:”f-ck you!”
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