Jackin’ Your Dick


the act of completly forgetting ones main objective and becoming distracted by a meaningless task
while setting up the water display at work, jake discovered a bouncy ball on the floor and proceded to bounce it off the ceiling for 30 minutes. it was only until his supervisor came and told him to stop jackin’ your d-ck and he got back to work.

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