jacking a deuce


the pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones t-rd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.
driving down i-5, i had to poo so bad that when i finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead i decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.

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