Jacknifing
when a man has an -rg-sm while his p-n-s is semi-erect.
“man, i was so s-xed-up last night – i started jacknifing the second she put her lips on my c-ck”.
when you bend a dog in half and stick your kn-b in its mouth while someone else does it in the p–pchute with a strap on. this way you and the other person can rub rusty sherrifs badges.
i jacknifed my collie last night. i think he might of liked it.
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