jackoff addict


when you have a hot h-rny chick and instead of doing her you go and m-st-rb-t- to p-rn in the bathroom on the toilet …. c-m in a piece of toilet paper and not flush. then pretend u were taking a shower. or only have s-x 1 1/2 times in a year type.
knock knock…. on bathroom door!

no answer……. whispering “well thats my little j-ck-ff addict”

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