jackosexual



a strong attraction to people named “jack”. also can be an obsession with jacking off, or a fetish for banging halloween carved pumpkins. (jack-o-lanterns)
“did you see that girl? she always dates men named jack. she’s a real jackos-xual.”
“mark was humping your jack-o-lantern. i think he’s a jackos-xual.”
“poor , poor harry. he’s such a jackos-xual, he’s going to hurt himself.”

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