a strong attraction to people named “jack”. also can be an obsession with jacking off, or a fetish for banging halloween carved pumpkins. (jack-o-lanterns)
“did you see that girl? she always dates men named jack. she’s a real jackos-xual.”
“mark was humping your jack-o-lantern. i think he’s a jackos-xual.”
“poor , poor harry. he’s such a jackos-xual, he’s going to hurt himself.”
to be a ruler of thought prevailing ideology my facebook is a smorg of iconocaustic memes
1.) when you are confused about a certain subject and have no way to express your confusion 2.) when you are a jerk or have a bad att-tude 1.) this test is so scyllabix! 2.) you’re being such a scyllabix right now. you having such a scyllabix att-tude. stop.
- monkey bomb
a s-xual act in which the male -j-c-l-t-s in his hand and slaps his partner in the face (best done from behind). my boyfriend monkey bombed me by surprise!
h-rny n-gg-r who owns many plantations and picks 20 times the cotton u would b-tch i wish i picked as much cotton as kaishaun
- machete momma
a machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through. harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.