(verb) the act of having diarrhea so badly that when you finish emptying your bowels it looks like you splatter painted the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
“i think i must have eaten some bad fish tonight because i just jacksh-t pollocked that sh-ll bathroom.”
- jam jarred
when you make a bong out of a jam jar and you get really stoned from it. miguel: hey liam, lets h-t that jam jar bro. liam: d-mn bro, i dont wanna greenout are you sure? miguel: do it bro. hitting a jam jar is the best “liam hits bong” i just got jam jarred […]
- janet hannah
is rude and an -ssh-l- at work lol janet hannah is such an -sshole
- keep 100
stay straight and keep it real! hard and no condom. when i hit it from behind i keep 100.
a magical version of lebron shrek the lebrek ate his delicious onions.
- l*st waiting
l-st waiting is when someone waits in l-st for another person, or significant other, usually in their bed. “dude, i’ve been l-st waiting all night, and i don’t even have a girlfriend! i need a life…”