Jacksmith
mother f-ckin beast of all trades.
the bad-ssest motherf-cker alive. ever.
all knowing of everything right and holy and kinky.
a s-xy man beast.
holy sh-t donna look at that jacksmith over there.
one who wears satch-lled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged. jack smiths usually wear specially designed satchel pants which allow easy access to the p-n-s at any time. a typical jack smith would usually have bed time set around 8pm and have regular “naps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, “the early bird catches the worm”. typical quotes from a jack smith would be – nice pic ains, v. nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.
“hey steve where did cliff go?”
“he says he’s gone for a shave but we both know he’s really gone for a “jack smith”
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