Jackson Five


the ultimate disrespect
when you -j-c-l-t- into your palm during s-x and then slap the female in the face while shouting “slap!”.
a term used to describe a hundred dollars; because the twenty has a picture of andrew jackson on the front, five of them would equal a hundred dollars. thus, the jackson five. similar to calling a hundred dollar bill a benjamin.
bouncer: i’m sorry, i can’t let you in.
man: but i have some friends who can vouch for me. the jackson five, perhaps you’ve heard of them? (hands the man 5 twenties)
jackson pollock euphemism for masturbation. amalgamation of ‘jacking it’ and ‘five knuckle shuffle’. abb. ‘jackson’
what’d you do last night?
stayed in for a jackson five.

just goin’ for a jackson
in poker (namely hold ’em poker), when your hole cards are a jack and a 5, especially when the cards are clubs and/or spades.
johnny’s got jackson five, and folds quickly.
when you p–p on someone when they’re are fisting you. see action jackson
it’s hard not to give him a jackson five, when he’s got his fist up your b-tt all the time.
jackson pollock euphemism for masturbation. amalgamation of ‘jacking it’ and ‘five knuckle shuffle’. abb. ‘jackson’
what’d you do last night?
stayed in for a jackson five.

just goin’ for a jackson
a codeword for a joint of marijuana, intended for five people

or

just a really big joint of marijuana.
we went to the pub with the gang the other day, rolled a jackson five and got sweety high…

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