Jackson Hewitt
1. jackson hewitt tax service inc. is the second largest tax preparation service in the united states; responsible for preparing over 2.2 million computerized federal, state, and local individual income tax returns each year. based in parsippany, new jersey, the company currently operates more than 5,802 franchise outlets and 724 owned offices, in 48 states and the district of columbia.
2. the euphoric dance people do when they find out they are receiving a large sum of money. this euphoria is mainly due to tax returns, but can be from any source such as lottery winnings, lawsuits,paternity,etc.
1. jackson hewitt helped me do my taxes online and i found i’m gettin $4,500 back on my federals.
2. when joe discovered he won the million dollar lottery, he did the jackson hewitt right in the middle of the k-m and go.
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