Jackson Pollock
1. american abstract expressionist painter
2. a s-xual act in which a male -j-c-l-t-s over a partner’s face or chest. a variant of this act involves turning around after -j-c-l-t–n and p-ssing gas in close proximity to the -j-c-l-t-d area or the partner’s nose.
she’s such an unpleasant person; i hope she gets a jackson pollock tonight!
1. n. an influential american abstract expressionist painter (january 28, 1912 – august 11, 1956)
2. v. a s-xual act in which a male -j-c-l-t-s onto his partner. unlike pearl necklaces, jackson pollocks aren’t restricted to specific areas of the body. see bukkake.
3. v. an offensive act meant to degrade the receiving party. literally referring to -j-c-l-t–n. most commonly used to burn someone’s game.
4. n. jackson pollock(s) – c-ckney, or modern rhyming slang for b-ll-cks. (used predominantly in the u.k.)
1.
a: “you tryna chill today b?”
b: “nah, i got this paper to write on jackson pollock.”
2.
– “last night i jackson pollocked all over my girl, and it was soooooo gooood.”
– jim was about just to c-m when jane asked if he would jackson pollock on her t-tties.
3.
a: “do you like my new hair cut (/fresh tattoo/ masterpiece painting/bougie designer wear) ?”
b: “i could jackson pollock all over that sh-t it would look better.”
4.
-“he needs a good kick in the jacksons”
-“bleedin’ jackson pollocks… that’s jacked up, mate.”
see also, “who the -$&% is jackson pollock?” by harry moses 2006
this is derived from an artistic style which was used by pollock. while your significant other is sleeping you j-zz sporadically all over their face and upper extremities. thus creating a form of art similar to that of jackson pollock
i jackson pollocked all over my exs face
violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
hey, go check out the toilet, i left you an original jackson pollock!
when a person vomits and it results in a wild abstract pattern on the ground, wall or floor.
he had some bad clams and vomited a huge jackson pollock on the wall.
having s-x with a woman while she’s on her period and the quivering of your d-ck splatters her own period blood all over her back so it resembles a jackson pollack painting.
wow! it looks like a jackson pollock painting.
the splatter shaped residue in underwear after a wet fart
jerry had chili for lunch and a hour latter he ripped a wet one leaving a nasty jackson pollock in his pants
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