JacksonMckenna’d
when you foolishly say youre going to roll (or other obscure slang term for misbehaviour) to your parents, and they urban-dictionary what you said, and figure out your going to do ecstasy (or something else bad, drugs, etc…). and then proceeds to punish you for it. (history: mrs mckenna heard jackson say he was going to roll and because shes a smart woman, decided to use this site to see what the f-ck he was talking about. he got busted for taking ecstasy. other words he got f-ckin raped by his moms intelligence.)
dude my mom heard me say we did snow and she caught me for cocaine! im so f-cked! i got f-ckin jacksonmckenna’d!
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