Jackson’s Mustache


the morning after s-x, while the woman is still asleep, the act of c-mming on her upper lip, then attaching a $20 bill to it.
a: dude, how did that chick get home this morning?

b: oh, it was no big deal, i gave her jackson’s mustache.

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