Jacob Ewers


is the biggest no life ever he sits down all day and eats potato chips he will die of a heart attack like a fat tube of lard. also plays a cr-p load of xbox360 commonly known as thelonem-ffin98 i know a fat a– name he can die
jacob ewers fatness and dum and lazy loves men or vader111797 a bunch of gamer nerds

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