jacob v


a nice sorta bloke that likes to show off his big black truck. although sometimes mostly a d-ck-head for not attending special events or social gatherings, possibly due to cod or other stupid games, there is a tendency to come back to being his friend or else he will hold a grudge forever, especially if you break his special 40cm ruler or steal/take/borrow his bag from bio cl-ss and hide it somewhere else. overall, a top bloke.
“i’m at blitz”. “oh, you must be a jacob v!”

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