Jacob Whitesides
jacob is one of the 12 wonderful magcon boys. most perfect, nice, loving, loyal, humorous, gorgeous boy out there. not only with those characterstics, he has an amazing voice that will melt your heart in one second. any girl would be lucky to have him.
“do you see jacob whitesides up on stage right now?”
“yes, he’s perfect.”
he is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. he gives the best hugs and smells very good. what a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.
“i met the sweetest boy today, his name was jacob whitesides.”
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