Jacob Wolf


when you try to completely f-ck someone over, but then it ends up helping them out.
i thought my neighbor f-cked my wife (turns out it was the mailman she banged) so i burned down his house. turns out it was insured and he got paid double its value by the insurance company :/. i accidentally jacob wolfed him.

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