Jacobs Trumpet
a type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the p-n-s and bottom lip of the -n-s are pierced together, connected by a ring. the piercing derives it’s name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. the stretched foreskin of the p-n-s causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the r-ct-m to be amplified. this results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low c note played on a trumpet.
did that guy’s -ss just make a low c note? he must have a jacobs trumpet.
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