Jacques Cousteau


zhäk – kü -‘sto
1. the act of giving head as if you were drowning and the b-lls contained oxygen.
2. extremely vigorous felatio.
while betty was extremely underqualified for the position, she managed to ‘jacques cousteau’ her way to the top of the corporate ladder.
1 more definition
the act of m-ff diving. named after the famous diver, jacques cousteau.
i went all jacques cousteau on her when we hooked up last night.

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