Jacuzzi Balloon
when a s-xually frustrated male inserts his p-n-s into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his p-n-s to inflate like a clown balloon. also known as a p-n-s purge or the poor man’s std remedy.
distressed mother: “help! 911! please come right away!”
911 dispatch: “what’s your emergency?”
distressed mother: “i don’t know! my son, he’s in the hot tub screaming for help but he won’t let me near him!”
911 dispatch: “is he a s-xually frustrated loser?”
mother: “he’s 32 years old and lives with his mother! what do you think!?”
911 dispatch: “looks like we got another jacuzzi balloon, ma’am. i’ll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper.”
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