Jade moment


a jade moment is where you say something that you think is hilarious.. which results in an awkward silence because n-body else found it funny.

named after jade holden of alcalali/manchester.
named by her friend becky.
person 1: cat aids!!
everyone else: -silence-
person 2: jade moment!

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