Jade Turtle
a jade turtle is special s-x act performed on a man provided at an asian m-ssage parlor. the m-sseuse, dripping a small amount of oil onto the mans flaccid p-n-s, gently squeezes the foreskin over the head, pinching it loosely with thumb and forefinger. the opposite hand then tickles the b-lls or nipples until the p-n-s becomes erect, pushing and poking out of the foreskin like a curious turtles head.
‘man, i stopped at this asian m-ssage parlor last week, and before i got my happy ending, the m-sseuse gave me a jade turtle!”
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