Jaelynn


most amazingly beautiful, wonderful, sweet, intelligent, gorgeous, funny and loving girl ever to walk the face of the earth! a true gift from g-d! a blessing in every way! you would be truly lucky & blessed to ever know a jaelynn!
our daughter is a true jaelynn!
an asian-italian mix who doesn’t know her place in the world. is frequently mistaken with karen from mean girls. she claims to be smart, but is living a lie.
person 1: hey jaelynn, have you ever seen mean girls?

jaelynn: b-tch, i don’t know your life!

person 1: wtf? thats not what i asked you, you freakin retart!

-jaelynn snaps fangers and runs away-

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