fake jamaican, usually a wigga. people who feel the need to act like a jamaican because they smoke weed. people whose parents are born in jamaica but they themselves were born in england and speak sh*t patois when they get angry.
p*ss off you jafakan!
me nah jafakan fool bomba clart the ta rahs… oh mummy didn’t see you there!
- nap in
vaping naked yo, don’t come in mom. i’m napin’ when you take a nap and don’t get out of bed. usually do to lack of sleep the previous night (s). due to the fact that you will wake up several times over the 5-12 hours of napping in, you do not get very much rem […]
- netflix no chill
when you watch netflix with a girl for four hours but don’t do the chill part adam and emma watched family guy for four hours on her bed. their heads touched, sparking a romantic atmosphere about the room. much to his dismay, adam left without making a move. thus adam had a case of”netflix no […]
when a friend asks to hang out but already has plans. then accuses you of not hanging out with him/her. d*mn looks like paul just got unoed….
- chicoli burrito
when you stick a chipotle burrito up someones *ss, adding the secret ecoli ingredient chipotle stopped offering. gay man asks: “anyone want to get chipolte burritos? i’ll can make it a chicoli burrito for you. (wink-wink)”