Jaffagunt
see gunt. apply to over sized women who feel it is ok to dress in bright red clothing, thus resembling the australian candy called a jaffa ( a small bright red candy ball). any attention brought to said over sized woman regarding the choice of red clothing tends to result in extreme embarr-ssment thus completing the picture. the only way to alleviate this embarr-ssment is to pay homage to this most special and rare form of gunt.
insensitive male: yo, waddup girlfriend, that’s one crazy mixed up red dress.
insensitive male’s friend: dude, you gonna have to kiss that jaff-gunt to get outta dis sh-t.
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