Jagaloon



any one adult person who engages in acts of a mentally r-t-rded child. someone who clearly demonstrates a lack of commitment to maturity and the responsibilities that come with it.
dr. doback in step brothers to his 40 year old son living at home who cant get a job or act like an adult:

“you jagaloons! you’re failures!!”
the guy in a bar who wears a (pink) polo shirt, two sizes too small, with a popped collar; and probably drove there in a honda civic.
bra 1: i just ordered that jagaloon an appletini.

bra 2: good, that will go nicely with the bag of d-cks he’s about to eat.
a small child that acts crazy/r-t-rded.
noah and jacob are being real jagaloons!!!
the guy in a bar who wears a (pink) polo shirt, two sizes too small, with a popped collar; and probably drove there in a honda civic.
bra 1: i just ordered that jagaloon an appletini.

bra 2: good, that will go nicely with the bag of d-cks he’s about to eat.
when one or more people do something comical or act in crazy ways.
stop head-b-tting people you jagaloon!
one who engages in general jagaloonery.
the baltimore ravens are a bunch of jagaloons.
a person, preferably a man, who is social awkward. usually has a “deep in thought” look on their face, even though this person rarely thinks. can being knocked down by a weak gust of wind. commonly referred to as a, “steven plaisance.” a person who acts foolish, strangely, or ignorantly. jagaloons should be kept out of reach of children and monitored around small animals.
the only thing worse than being a loseroni is being a jagaloon.

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