Jager

a delectable drink which will get you smashed off you’r -ss.
d-mn, did you just see brockman down that whole bottle of jager?!?
short for “jagermeister”, this is a drink that originated from germany as a cough syrup.
i took a shot of jager and i shot my woman down.
a unit of measurement of four kilograms, not -ssociated with the alcoholic beverage: jägermeister. pr-nounced “yay-gerr”
customer: “i’ll have a quarter jäger of your finest beef.”
shopkeep: “that’ll be a seventeenth jäger of your copper pieces.”
short for jägermeister. pr-nounced “yay-ger-my-ster”, or simply “yay-ger”. a darkly-colored liqeuer (not liquor; yes, there’s a difference) with an alcohol content of 35%, or 70 proof. commonly spelled “jager” instead of “jäger” due to the fact that typing an umlaut (¨) over the letter a in “jäger” is a pain in the -ss for americans.

jäger is pretty expensive, about 20 dollars for a fifth and 30 dollars for a liter, which is a fifth half again. by comparison, cheap rum with an alcohol content of 40% costs about $17 for a 1.75 liter bottle, more than twice as much as a fifth. if you just want to get drunk, jäger is not for you. if you actually drink for the flavor in addition to the drunkenness, give jäger a try. the taste of jäger is similar to black licorice. the “jäger bomb”, a drink consisting of jäger with red bull, is a very popular mixed drink.

if you want to drink in public, jäger is ideal. pour some jäger into a soda or diet soda bottle. jäger looks almost identical to soda, and thus the dark caramel-colored jäger is perfect for bottles made for caramel-colored sodas such as coca-cola, pepsi, diet c-ke, or diet pepsi.
“i did eight shots of jager and woke up the next day in a puddle of my own p-ss.”
a licorice flavored liqueur from germany. i wasn’t personally a believer until i tried it. it rather expensive unfortunately but it is delicious. very high quality, mixes well with any lighter soda drink… full throttle, red bull, mountain dew…etc
dude after 5 jager bombs with andrea i was donezo.
a dark coloured liqueur made in germany. often used in the game letterpress due to the presence of that tricky letter “j”…
d-mn, he beat me again with a silly word..and this time i can’t complain because i’ve already used “jager” in a game..!
booze. has a stag on the bottle because it use to be made with stag blood back in the day. will get you wasted. tastes like black licorice. will get you wated. d-mned expensive. also a kick -ss music tour with slayer! have i mentioned it will get you wasted?
“i shouldn’t have taken 8 shots of jager in 10 minutes.”
“you just blew chunks of jager all over.”
“i’m sorry i puked jager all over your carpet. my bad homes! holla!”

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