jagermattster
a fantasy football owner who screws you over by picking up the free agent you needed that week, even though he’s already out of the playoffs.
d-mn that saboteur jagermattster! i would have made the playoffs if he hadn’t outbid me for gus frerotte, and he ended up starting eli manning instead instead of him!
a half-white, half-filipino male who is proficient at twirling and flipping liquor bottles as well as carpentry.
look at that jagermattster behind th bar – he’s the filipino version of tom cruise’s character in the move “c-cktail!”
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