Jagerphone


the jagerphone is a cellular phone made out of a jager bottle. it’s signal strength depends on how much jager is left, therefore the less there is in the bottle the harder it becomes to hear the other end of the line. when you run out of signal it’s generally at this point in time that the owner upgrades which involves a run to the nearest jagerphone provider at any liquor store nationwide. the jagerphone is popular amongst drunkards and college students as the preferred means of communication
(1) my jagerphone is full of signal

(2)can you hear me on the jagerphone on your phone which is on the other side of the jagerphone that i am screaming into so you can hear on your phone?

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