jaggon


shoulder mounted w-ng on the south park alien jewzian thing
“o yah yah suck my jaggon!” stan: i don’t know what this is but i think it’s really really wrong.

in soviet russia the jaggon sucks you
5 more definitions
the s-xual organ of a jewgozian. petruding from the shoulder.
“oh my god i can’t beleive you’re sucking on my jaggon”
“spencer you’re a jaggon biter”
octopus suction-cup looking male s-x organs on the south park characters jewziacks
“suzen, suck meh jaggon!”
“man, she has good jaggon-sucking lips”

“last night i got meh jaggon sucked so hard, it turned shnarfily purple!”
the male reproductive structure.
suck my jaggon, b-tch!
a strange s-xual device that sticks out the side of an alien’s head.

see south park.
“oh, i can’t believe you’re sucking my jaggon!
bad name. a mix between jack off and hard on.
“eat my -sshole ya jaggon”

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