jaguar off


also “haguar off”

this is a honduran term which is pr-nounced “haguar off” becaue their “j”‘s are “h”‘s and stuff like that.
it basically means “f-ck off” or “f-ck you” because jaguars used to come into the villages and the villagers would have to chase them off and that’s what they would yell. but in spanish of course, but us d-mn english people have to change everything to english, don’t we?
you can also just say “jaguar!” and it’s like saying “f-ck” or “sh-t”.
ex. 1
jeff: you’re ugly.
angela: jaguar off!
jeff: okay.

ex.2
jeff: jaguar! i failed my math test!
or
jeff: jaguar! i left the oven on!

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