jahmaggedon


the jahmaggedon is a period of ones life where he or she enters the life of a stoner but on a cracked out jah rastafaria level. this normally occurs when funds are increased and there is cash to splash on dope. in the jahmeggedon only the finezt of dak can be smoked and in no broke boy amount. as what goes up must come down the jahmageddon may come to an untimely end due to hazardous things such as pigs, funds or munchies . jah feel
“ayo b remember during the jahmaggedon when we rolled up that oz into blunts?”
“ye daha”
“f-ck i finna get faded on that lev b .. real talk”
“ye we be dankrupt c….”

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