Jahnee
any person with pointy ears that nearly make them look like a vulcan from the “star trek” franchise, best described as coming from a “fibergl-ss factory”.
1: d-mn, you see that dude?
2: yea, that motherf-cker was a jahnee.
much like a drunk dial, drunk dooring is the act of getting intoxicated, then coming back to your dorm or apartment and writing random things on other peoples door white board. most commonly used to hit on and or give out your phone number to you” hot” neighbors.
girl one: ” those guys down the hall are being loud again they must be drunk”
girl two: “i hope they don’t come drunk door us again”
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