Jail Fuck
verb – the act of incarcerated intercourse
measurement – a vague unit of time and sp-ce that is usually no longer than a few minutes although taking a seemingly infinite amount of time. when used to measure sp-ce as well as time it’s usually a very short distance but due to one’s own intoxication this distance seems to take forever. this measurement is usually used while high, drunk or waiting for a drug dealer. see drug dealer time
verb – “man that was some awesome jail f-ck last night huh? the warden sure knows how to use his nightstick”
measurement –
1st example
john: “g-dd-mn jim! i was waiting a whole jail f-ck for you to get here!”
jim: “john i was only gone 30 seconds….holy sh-t are you high man”
2nd example
jim: “hey man how far is your dealer? i wanna pick up some kush”
john: “oh it’s not far, he’s just a jail f-ck away”
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