jail pocket


one’s b-tthole, wherein which an individual can get away with smuggling small objects into restrictive places like prison or a concert venue without getting caught.
josh: bro, do you have the ganja?

tim: yeah, the security was super strict though…they patted me down top-to-bottom. lucky for us i figured i’d put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.

josh: ewwwww dafuq n-gg- no wonder this weed smells like -ss. -proceeds to vomit-

tim: fuggit bruh, yolo….blaze it! -proceeds to smoke a bowl of -ss weed-

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