jailbot


is a tombstone-shaped levitating robot that performs tasks in and around superjail, such as piloting vehicles and transporting prisoners. he essentially acts as the warden’s gofer. jailbot is mute, with a dot-matrix screen that displays a simple expressive face. he is gratuitously vicious in most things, often killing numerous people in attempting to accomplish his task. christy karacas described him as a “red headed stepchild… seeking approval.”
jailbot, you are the only one i can trust these days.

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