Jailhouse Vagina
take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. now go ahead and f-ck the everliving sh-t out of it. this is the only form of s-xual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.
yo man, i was all set to go out on that date with mandy moore, untill she found that jailhouse v-g-n- in the backseat of my car and dumped me.
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