jailware


1. software which babysits, or prevents you from performing simple tasks.
2. any software whose user interface is so heavily simplified or ‘dumbed down’ that you are unable to perform basic administrative tasks without going through another interface or program.
windows vista is complete jailware. i can’t do anything!

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