Jaime Dimon


1). president, chairman, and ceo of jp morgan chase, the biggest bank in the united states.

2). also, the name of the biggest -sshole in the universe, the devil’s b-st-rd son, a total douche.

3). a small, shriveled-up c-ck that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.
don’t be a jaime dimon; don’t m-st-rb-t- to the sight of families losing their homes.

suck my jaime dimon.

Read Also:

  • Jamaican Tomahawk

    the act of having a girl give you head, then decapitating her. following decapitation, you proceed to have s-x with the hole in her neck. man, i’d sure love to give that girl a jamaican tomahawk, because she’s s-xy but i hate her, and i always wanted to know what it’d be like to f— […]

  • James Dean it

    when something that was once considered awesome should now stay dead and buried. clubber: “yo, play some party rock!!” dj: “nah, man, i’ve decided to james dean it.

  • Japanese Werewolf

    a variation of the angry gorilla and a bukake (hence “j-panese” in the t-tle) where, after spooging on the girls face you throw pubic hairs on her face, giving the appearance of a werewolf. i totally gave her a j-panese werewolf.- -translated from j-panese

  • Jarr

    a mainer term used for those with extremely low intelligence normally cl-ssified as r-t-rded. tim crawled into the oven today, what a jarr gang that reps jayc-x and river run and many other avon locations today jarr went and shot up the lucarrilli household

  • jasmin + brendan

    true happiness and what most people would call “true love” 🙂 i wish i could find real “jasmin + brendan” out there somewhere ……………..


Disclaimer: Jaime Dimon definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.